Moo.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 01/24/2017 at 09:17 • Filed to: Big Bovine of the Desert, cows, Puffalumps, Puffalopnik, Puffposite Lock, LeMons Rally

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Photo credit: a duck

Moooooooooooo.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:21

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Damn. Imagine the size of a steak if cows were that big...

Ash78, voting early and often > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:23

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That cow is huge! She could play pro football in La Leche League. #gotnothing

Wacko > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:23

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Stef, the late 80s - early 90s called they want those shorts back.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:23

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It’s cowlossal!

$kaycog > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:25

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That’s udderly ridiculous!

PS9 > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:31

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QUIT PUSHING YOUR PRO BOVINE AGENDA ONTO OPPO

Wacko > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:32

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In Earlton ontario they have this huge bison.

http://ontarioweekly.blogspot.ca/2009/07/largest-bison.html

This is just about 1 hour from me.

random001 > Wacko 01/24/2017 at 09:39

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Harsh, bro...

random001 > $kaycog 01/24/2017 at 09:39

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Grooooaaaaaannnnnn.....

random001 > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:40

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Best part is the photo credit...

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:42

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SO.... MUCH..... BARBACOA!!!!!!!!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 01/24/2017 at 09:43

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Leche Libre.

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/24/2017 at 09:47

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Beautiful. La Vaca Loca

OPPOsaurus WRX > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/24/2017 at 09:57

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o man.... I need that steak

Takuro Spirit > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:57

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At first glance I thought you were grabbing a teet.

Smaller cow I spotted about a year ago on vacation:

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 09:58

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Look at those things hanging down. They look a giant set of ....

Wacko > random001 01/24/2017 at 10:10

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that was a joke, no malice was intended.

I was there during those days when florescent colors were all the rage.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/24/2017 at 10:14

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That would be a massive meal. I’m so in.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/24/2017 at 10:25

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before I was married I went out to dinner with my wife and her sister. the place had a 32 oz prime rib. My sister-in-law says I couldn’t finish it. I said I could but didn’t want to pay $35 for a dinner. She says I’m just saying that cuz I can’t do it and would pay for it if I finished it. Well I finished it, and just for good measure I finished my wife’s burger, a plate of fries and a couple beers.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/24/2017 at 10:30

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I’m impressed.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Wacko 01/24/2017 at 10:34

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In St. Thomas they have a giant elephant as well. I’ve heard there’s a giant Mastodon out east somewhere.

My bird IS the word > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 10:57

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I’m not impressed.

random001 > Wacko 01/24/2017 at 11:04

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I know. So was I. I have far too many pictures I wish I could remove from the universe...

Agrajag > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:05

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I’m curious about the two hatches on that thing.

This might be some sort of surveillance cow.

Better get a ladder.

Urambo Tauro > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:13

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Tip it over! You can do it!

Wacko > random001 01/24/2017 at 11:16

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reality is a cruel mistress

at least we didn’t have the net to keep all those pics at the time.

these were all the rage at one time.

DanimalHouse > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:22

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tromoly > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:27

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There’s one of those cows in Montgomery AL.

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/24/2017 at 11:43

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Nice! There’s a rural supper-club that I go to whenever I get a chance. They have a 36oz bone-in rib eye that is heaven on a plate. I usually finish it, but I shamefully had to bring home leftovers last time.

mtdrift > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/24/2017 at 11:53

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Reminds me of the Big Texan down in Amarillo.

http://bigtexan.com/

I have a friend who completed the challenge twice . Why? I have no idea.

http://bigtexan.com/72-oz-steak/

mtdrift > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:56

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Clearwater Junction, Montana:

Pcm9799 > random001 01/24/2017 at 11:57

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We won’t be cowed by your disamooval.

random001 > Pcm9799 01/24/2017 at 11:58

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Double grooooooaaaaannnnnn!!!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > shop-teacher 01/24/2017 at 11:59

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i love rib eye. I went out to dinner to a place that does a fired fisherman’s platter for two. After a couple bites my wife wasn’t really feeling the fried food so I finished it myself. haddock, shrimp, scallops, onion rings and french fries.

Cé hé sin > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 11:59

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We’ve all been assuming that’s a really, really big cow.

In fact, the cow is normal sized and Stef is more petite than hitherto known.

Stef Schrader > Wacko 01/24/2017 at 12:09

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We’re bringin’ ‘em back.

Dusty Ventures > Cé hé sin 01/24/2017 at 12:09

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I can confirm this

Dusty Ventures > random001 01/24/2017 at 12:10

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Quack

Stef Schrader > Agrajag 01/24/2017 at 12:10

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EGADS, WE’RE BEING WATCHED.

Wacko > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 12:10

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hey, i’ve been there once already. Not going there again.

Agrajag > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 12:15

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Load up the station wagon. It’s time to moove.

...

random001 > Dusty Ventures 01/24/2017 at 12:26

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Hmmmm....

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/24/2017 at 12:36

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That sounds amazing. I love all that stuff. Actually, I don’t do onion rings. I love how they taste, but if I eat more than two I get sick to my stomach. It’s really weird. I like onion, and I eat raw and grill onion regularly, but fried onion rings hates.

Xyl0c41n3 > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 13:14

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Moo-urns!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 14:13

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Fun story. I have been inside a cow that large before.

It was not pleasant.

Jonee > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 14:52

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Great shorts! Do you ever go anywhere without the Puffalumps? I have one somewhere if you want it.

benjrblant > Agrajag 01/24/2017 at 16:42

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Ace Ventura? Did nobody else make that connection?

leicester > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/24/2017 at 17:28

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As long as it wasn’t a brazen bull ...

AWD E30 > Stef Schrader 01/24/2017 at 18:25

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944 dazzle camo livery?

Arolpin > Wacko 01/24/2017 at 18:36

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I have actually been thinking about getting a pair of Vuarnet sunglasses again. Unfortunately they are in the Kaenon/Persol price range now, and I could get a lot of other things I want for the $250-300. On the plus side, Croakies are still cheap. If I could only find a pair of OP Board Shorts to complete the look.

Old_fart_in_911 > Agrajag 01/24/2017 at 18:51

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It’s filled with solders! Looks like Troy’s going to get sacked again...

REO Jackwagon > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/24/2017 at 19:03

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You could go to Amarillo and try the Big Texan challenge

REO Jackwagon > $kaycog 01/24/2017 at 19:05

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I see you are trying to steer the conversation

$kaycog > REO Jackwagon 01/24/2017 at 19:06

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Going to milk it for all it’s worth.

REO Jackwagon > mtdrift 01/24/2017 at 19:06

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That looks like a former Sirloin Stockade cow

Stef Schrader > AWD E30 01/25/2017 at 01:07

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Needs more glitter.

Stef Schrader > Arolpin 01/25/2017 at 01:09

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I have zero shame when it comes to sunglasses. The more obnoxious, the better. (DO IT.)

Stef Schrader > Jonee 01/25/2017 at 01:11

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I love Puffalumps!!!

If it’s a longer trip with the potential for photo-ops, they always come along.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > leicester 01/26/2017 at 18:26

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Hahaha, nope!